I know you may not care for these too much, but you should read this. It will only take a minute.
Angel in a Box
I normally don't send these mushy things, but there was just something about this one that I had to sharewith you.
Heaven didn't want him, so they sent him to me.
I sure as hell don't want him, so I'm sending him to you.
The rules are simple. You can send him away, but you can't send him back.