Walking can add minutes to your life.
> This enables you at 85 years old to spend
> an additional 5 months in a nursing home
> at $7000 per month.
>
> My grandpa started walking
> five miles a day when he was 60.
> Now he's 97 years old and we
> don't know where the hell he is.
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> I like long walks,
> especially when they are taken
> by people who annoy me.
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> The only reason I would take up walking
> is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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> I have to walk early in the morning,
> before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
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> I joined a health club last year ...
> spent about 400 bucks.
> Haven't lost a pound.
> Apparently you have to go there.
>
> The advantage of exercising every day
> is so when you die, they'll say,
> ....'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
>
> If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
> start with a small country.
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> I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,.........
> ...... just getting over the hill.
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> We all get heavier as we get older,
> because there's a lot more information in our heads.
> That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
>
> .... and
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> Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
> I just find a Happy Hour, and by the time I leave,
> I look just fine.
>
> You could run this over to your friends........
> But just e-mail it to them!
Thanks Barry & Louise D.
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