A Letter To Jessie James
You Stupid B@$T@&d! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "
You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were percolating away.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!
How can you live with yourself!
I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of s#!t that you are:
Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch.
Thanks Win.... this email has been revised for public consumption